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Dances  
  Started at Thu Apr 1 17:16:22 2004
Hello everyone! I just got asked to my school dance and I was trying to think of a creative way to answer him back, and I can't think of anything. So I thought that some of you guys may know of some creative ways to say yes. I will tell you how he asked me just in case you want to play off his theme. He gave me a training potty with chocolate melted all over it with pudding and whoppers in some yellow water and the poster said, "Urin"-vited to go to Cotillion. If you're now brave enough to stick your hand in the "wee wee" you'll never find out who it is that is asking thee. So if you have any suggestions I would love to hear them.
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Re: Dances  
  Reply #1 Posted at Thu Apr 1 17:20:41 2004
Wow....

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and you want to say yes?

How about a decapitated baby doll with ketchup all over it with a note inside saying "I'd BLOODY be delighted to HEAD OFF to the dance with you - as long as you FEED-US"

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Re: Dances  
  Reply #2 Posted at Thu Apr 1 17:20:52 2004
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ew. and ew squared.

 
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Re: Dances  
  Reply #3 Posted at Thu Apr 1 18:22:10 2004
Well, I'm (definitely) not saying that you should do this, but I received a prom invitation from someone I didn't know very well, and I answered him by giving him a hard-core all-male porn magazine. I wrote "I was porn to go to the prom with you" really small on the third to last page. Then I had my friend stalk the guy and leave it on his car in the parking lot of a Kinko's. My friends and I thought it was a riot, but the guy didn't really get the joke. Although, he did give me credit for the surprise factor, probably since I look like Cindy Brady.

Ahhh high school. I swear, nothing has changed since then.

 
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Re: Dances  
  Reply #4 Posted at Fri Apr 2 05:36:04 2004
That is a really disgusting way to ask a person to a dance I think I would be quite disturbed by it and probably say no.
However, if you choose to say yes I was once asked this way and it can easily be turned around to answer someone.

I came home to a fishing pole hanging on my fence and it had some fishing string leading to who knows where and the note attatched stated the obvious "Reel me in." So I started reeling it in but half an hour later I still had no idea where the fishing line was coming from but it was coming from the sky. (It was night time so I couldn't see much) but eventually I saw a whole lot of white balloons in the sky that I was pulling down and when I finally got them to me they asked me to a dance and I had to pop them to find out who it was. There were pieces of paper in some of them with letters from the persons name.

You could do this and just put yes or no on the pieces of paper write on the balloons that the answer was inside.



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Re: Dances  
  Reply #5 Posted at Fri Apr 2 09:53:17 2004
Well, since he gave you a chocolate potty, you give him a chocolate s***. First, take some chocolate brownies and mash them together in the shape of a s***, then put a note saying 'yes' or 'no' inside it. When that's done, write another note saying that you accidentally ate your response, and to get it he'll have search your stools. Make the terd look real.

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Re: Dances  
  Reply #6 Posted at Fri Apr 2 12:33:12 2004
um, is this a utah thing?

my high school had a lot of people saying things like "will you go to prom with me?"

yeah, we were weird.

actually i wrote a poem to my girlfriend amanda and in the last line i asked her. but i'm really charming.


 
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Re: Dances  
  Reply #7 Posted at Fri Apr 2 16:10:10 2004
I know it isn't the most charming way to ask someone to a dance, but he is just my friend. I thought it was funny. I would rather have him ask me like that than some mushy romantic thing...Puh-lease. But that is just me. Keep the suggestions coming though, I am enjoying reading them.
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Re: Dances  
  Reply #8 Posted at Mon Apr 5 07:43:31 2004
How bout mailing him a used ept? With a note saying, "If I ever want the pink line to show up I guess I'll have to go out with you first."

That will keep with the whole Urine theme.

And probably make him really want to go with you.

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Re: Dances  
  Reply #9 Posted at Mon Apr 5 18:45:24 2004
thank god I didn't grow up in UTAH!!!


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Re: Re: Dances  
  Reply #10 Posted at Mon Apr 12 10:40:19 2004

On Fri Apr 2 12:33:12 2004, ryloc wrote: (read quoted post)
um, is this a utah thing?



It most definitely is a Utah thing. We actually discussed this phenomenon in a folklore and traditions class in college.

And the only time I ever went to a school dance, I asked the guy by highlighting letters in a coloring book that spelled out my invitation. Stupid and not my idea. Oh, and he never answered me. We did go to the dance, but he never answered me in a cutesy way. Poor me.crycry


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Re: Dances  
  Reply #11 Posted at Mon Apr 12 15:26:31 2004
I would love to take that class. Sounds cool.

 
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