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Haiku  
  Started at Fri Apr 9 23:08:02 2004
Last Modified at Wed Apr 21 09:48:14 2004 by Dawnella

I believe Haiku
Structured as five, seven, five
Are more accurate

This relates to some heated thread somewhere in UtahImprov land. That was yet a sad attempt to quickly reference that Haiku's are actually made of a 5-7-5 syallable structure, and not a 7-5-7. I just couldn't let my life continue without letting people know the truth. What if everyone in "our" improv world had the wrong idea of what a Haiku was? Oh dear god!!!!! Nooooooo! Think of the children!shocked

I could be wrong, as I'm not a scholar when it comes to English and Literature *see any above written text*!tongue


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Re: Haiku  
  Reply #1 Posted at Sat Apr 10 19:55:15 2004

On Fri Apr 9 23:08:02 2004, Dawnella wrote: (read quoted post)
I believe Haiku's
Structured as five, seven, five
Are more accurate

I believe that when you use the plural of a noun, you do not use an apostrophe. I enjoy Haikus.

There... that was killing me!

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Re: Haiku  
  Reply #2 Posted at Sun Apr 11 00:07:53 2004
I was going to give jess shit for saying the plural 'haikus', but I looked it up, and technically, the plural can be either haikus or simply haiku. I prefer the latter.


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Re: Haiku  
  Reply #3 Posted at Sun Apr 11 08:34:21 2004
Yeah - it's like judgment for me. I cringe whenever I see it as "judgement" with a second e, but the dictionary lists the version with the second e as an alternative, so what're you gonna do?

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Re: Haiku  
  Reply #4 Posted at Sun Apr 11 10:14:05 2004
Burn that dictionary. Its obviously full of horrible, horrible lies. I mean, think of all the words that aren't in there.... all those words I made up, they're not in there! Complete english language my ass!

 
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Re: Haiku  
  Reply #5 Posted at Mon Apr 12 10:29:38 2004
Last Modified at Mon Apr 12 10:30:11 2004 by LisaLoo

Technically, haiku is 5-7-5, but if you've ever read real haiku by Japanese poets, it doesn't translate to exactly 5-7-5 in English. So I don't think it really matters! That being said, would you all like to read a haiku I wrote? Too bad, here it comes:

Sandpipers
Like toasted popcorn on toothpicks
Stuck in chocolate frosting.


Critiques are welcome. And by critiques, I mean compliments.


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Re: Haiku  
  Reply #6 Posted at Mon Apr 12 10:46:08 2004
Your haiku has inspired me to binge on chocolate covered birds this afternoon.

Mm... delicious haiku...

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Re: Haiku  
  Reply #7 Posted at Mon Apr 12 15:07:33 2004
I also think that haiku's are supposed to deal with nature in some respect. However, I never follow that rule. So with that being said here is a haiku that I have recently written.

the arm is lowered
hidden between vinyl grooves
Dizzy Gillespie

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  Reply #8 Posted at Mon Apr 12 15:23:01 2004
I think I like haiku more than most people. By that I mean I like writing haiku more than most people, and also that I like haiku more than I like most people. tongue

 
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  Reply #9 Posted at Mon Apr 12 15:41:27 2004
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On Mon Apr 12 15:07:33 2004, Tilt wrote: (read quoted post)
the arm is lowered
hidden between vinyl grooves
Dizzy Gillespie

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I love it, Tilt! Seriously, that's really good.

Here is one I wrote in 7th grade that blew everyone away (you'll note that it is actually a 5-7-5):

Clocks and wristwatches
are the material things
time is made into


Ooooh, how philosophic of me. Anyway, I wrote it for a contest and everyone seemed to think I would have won except for the fact that it didn't really deal with nature. But the sandpiper one DID win third place in a high school contest.

Okay, enough about me and haiku contests. Tilt, you make me want to start writing haiku again!


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  Reply #10 Posted at Mon Apr 12 16:00:50 2004
Last Modified at Mon Apr 12 16:01:56 2004 by Tilt

Oooh you should write haiku's. I do it all the time. Its harder than people think because you have to write it in an exact language. Kind of like improv, where you take away the useless banter to move a scene along. Here are some more that I have written recently based on the 5-7-5 rythym.

People standing by
wondering what had happened
A mother crying.

Waiting to be judged
contemplating rejection,
and then she said, YES.

Crowded in the street
an angry mob mark a young
man for his beliefs

Muscle shirts, trans-ams,
classic rock, and of course beer!
I fear the mullet.

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  Reply #11 Posted at Mon Apr 12 22:06:52 2004

On Mon Apr 12 16:00:50 2004, Tilt wrote: (read quoted post)
Muscle shirts, trans-ams,
classic rock, and of course beer!
I fear the mullet.


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