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help me do the worst improv scene ever...  
  Started at Thu Aug 19 15:06:47 2004
hey.


 
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Re: help me do the worst improv scene ever...  
  Reply #1 Posted at Thu Aug 19 15:59:04 2004
Hi there


I guess I'm bi-coastal, if you consider the Mississippi River one of the coasts.
 
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Re: help me do the worst improv scene ever...  
  Reply #2 Posted at Thu Aug 19 17:49:00 2004
gosh, i just can't find it. where is it?


 
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Re: help me do the worst improv scene ever...  
  Reply #3 Posted at Thu Aug 19 21:06:45 2004
This is the best scavenger hunt ever!!! cheesy


Sooner or later, we all got back to zero.
 
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Re: help me do the worst improv scene ever...  
  Reply #4 Posted at Thu Aug 19 21:29:44 2004
How are we supposed to find a Cootie anyway? And if we do how do we catch it?

 
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Re: help me do the worst improv scene ever...  
  Reply #5 Posted at Fri Aug 20 08:26:34 2004
hey person who said hi to me earlier, look! two new strangers!


 
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Re: help me do the worst improv scene ever...  
  Reply #6 Posted at Fri Aug 20 09:34:28 2004
Make that three! Well for hells bells! What are you doing there on your hands and knees?


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Re: help me do the worst improv scene ever...  
  Reply #7 Posted at Fri Aug 20 09:42:32 2004
those aren't my hands and knees, those are my FEET! by the way, i'm selling magazine subscriptions, who wants one?


 
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Re: help me do the worst improv scene ever...  
  Reply #8 Posted at Fri Aug 20 10:48:01 2004
not me. guys, get back to your posts, we're all on a submarine. uh oh, and you're turning into mermaids!


"it's my defense mechanisim"
 
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Re: help me do the worst improv scene ever...  
  Reply #9 Posted at Fri Aug 20 11:23:59 2004
*comes on. just stands there doing nothing and saying nothing*


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Re: help me do the worst improv scene ever...  
  Reply #10 Posted at Fri Aug 20 12:27:53 2004
*walks off*

*walks on as a waiter and goes up to jady*

nice viking hat, can i take your order?


 
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Re: help me do the worst improv scene ever...  
  Reply #11 Posted at Sun Aug 22 17:46:15 2004
I don't know what anything on this menu is. Can you read it to me?

 
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Re: help me do the worst improv scene ever...  
  Reply #12 Posted at Sun Aug 22 19:10:34 2004
YOU'RE NOT JADY!!! angry

[*HISSES*]:Get out of the scene, stupid-dumb. You're not going to ruin my agenda again!




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Re: help me do the worst improv scene ever...  
  Reply #13 Posted at Mon Aug 23 00:05:38 2004
Um, I'll have a vagina, with some tampon on the side...*waves at ryan's parents in the audience*


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Re: help me do the worst improv scene ever...  
  Reply #14 Posted at Mon Aug 23 07:26:10 2004
*walks off*


 
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  Reply #15 Posted at Mon Aug 23 09:36:44 2004

*grabs jarky as if to kiss him, changes mind halfway and just sits down on the floor while still saying nothing*


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Re: help me do the worst improv scene ever...  
  Reply #16 Posted at Mon Aug 23 11:16:38 2004
*Clap Edit*

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Re: help me do the worst improv scene ever...  
  Reply #17 Posted at Mon Aug 23 12:59:07 2004
cut to backstage!

wow guys, that was a really bad scene all the way down to an unexciting anticlimactic edit. good job everyone. plus, my mom wasn't happy with the scene, so i say mission accomplished!

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although if i saw that exact scene on stage, i'd probably laugh.


 
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  Reply #18 Posted at Mon Aug 23 13:26:30 2004
Is this a restaurant?

Hee hee hee grin


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Re: Re: help me do the worst improv scene ever...  
  Reply #19 Posted at Thu Aug 26 12:56:28 2004

On Mon Aug 23 12:59:07 2004, ryloc wrote: (read quoted post)
although if i saw that exact scene on stage, i'd probably laugh.


Me too!

Of course, if I saw this scene ten times in a row during a long form, I'd laugh all the way to the gun store. happy


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