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Best/Worst inventions  
  Started at Mon Aug 30 14:28:37 2004
I was driving down the road the other day, and saw my favorite and least favorite recent invention/innovation. Oddly, they both involve lights.
Favorite: Countdown timers on traffic lights.
I love these, not only can I floor it to make it through the intersection, and feel like I'm racing the clock--literally. They help me to be more patient while at a red light. Fabulous!
Least Favorite: Turn signal lights on side-view mirrors.
What is the point? To me these are obnoxious, and the automotive equivelant of bedazzling your car.
BTW, what ever happened to bedazzlers....those are actually pretty cool. wink
So, how bout you guys? What do you love/hate?


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Re: Best/Worst inventions  
  Reply #1 Posted at Mon Aug 30 16:30:37 2004
Best-- Hmmm. So many excellent choices that are awesome. I'm going to have to keep it simple and say

the s'mores candy bar. blissful. sensuous. campfirey. buy one today at a grocery store near you.


Lamest--

Does the Atkins diet count? Because it should. If it doesn't, the runner up lamest is

reality tv shows. nuff said.

 
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Re: Best/Worst inventions  
  Reply #2 Posted at Mon Sep 13 01:56:12 2004
Toenail clippers would have to be way up there.

That thing that stops your car from shifting unless your foot is on the brake really pisses me off.

 
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Re: Best/Worst inventions  
  Reply #3 Posted at Mon Sep 13 14:11:48 2004
Best invention: blood glucose meter. I'd rather poke myself than pee on a strip. But that reminds me...indoor plumbing is also a rather nice invention.

Worst invention: tanning beds. Yeah, I'd like to pay to get cancer.


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Re: Best/Worst inventions  
  Reply #4 Posted at Sat Sep 18 01:55:48 2004
best: how 'bout clothes? there are people i'd rather not see naked, and i'll give up seeing the ones i do to keep my virgin eyes the way they are. not seeing some people without clothes.

worst: tv's in cars that drivers can watch. seriously. there are scientists that are working on one that will reflect onto the windsheild so drivers can watch tv. stupid. i think drivers should watch the road.


one more thing: can i have a kiss before you go? i'm very lonely here.


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Re: Best/Worst inventions  
  Reply #5 Posted at Sat Sep 18 03:45:56 2004
oh, Lisa, next thing you'll be telling us that cigarettes give you cancer, too. Such lies. since it's pouring rain here, I thought I'd give myself the time to think of this...let's see...

best invention: sex, and all the hilarious and fun gidgets inspired by it...as opposed to fornication, which involves a lot of 'thinking of england'

worst invention: Guns, people! honestly.


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Re: Re: Best/Worst inventions  
  Reply #6 Posted at Sat Sep 18 09:14:37 2004

On Sat Sep 18 03:45:56 2004, jady wrote: (read quoted post)
best invention: sex, and all the hilarious and fun gidgets inspired by it...as opposed to fornication, which involves a lot of 'thinking of england'

worst invention: Guns, people! honestly.


Aren't guns gadgets inspired by sex?

Think about it...

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Re: Best/Worst inventions  
  Reply #7 Posted at Sun Sep 19 03:52:03 2004
I don't think so...unless you ejaculate bullets. I certainly hope you don't, or you'll have suicidal girls pouncing you from all angles...undecided


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Re: Best/Worst inventions  
  Reply #8 Posted at Sun Sep 19 12:54:09 2004
This visual on that last post made it all worth it.

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