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Juan, the little brother of Carlos

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The Censorship Game  
  Started at Fri Nov 19 10:04:32 2004
Okay, here is what I am going to do for joo. This is a game call the censorship game. Basically one totally awesome dude starts posting about why he's so cool and then his friends join him and then some losers start posting on stuff they don't want to say and then the people take it off the board the next day so that the losers don't cry. I am telling joo, it's going to be freaking sweet.

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Panda Of DEATH!!!!!!

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Re: The Censorship Game  
  Reply #1 Posted at Fri Nov 19 12:53:44 2004
that game super rules!!!!
These are the words I speak to the web Devils!!!!!
You powers of erasing are second to none but the game will live on, like so many geriatrics sucking the life out of social security.
Yes I do not fear you!!! Or your Delete button, I declare you to be the man!!! And I am prepared to stick it to you in a suplex style fashion.

Jhorjay (rising up) Menendez

My Panda Is Ready To Be Paddling you!!!!!!



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Re: The Censorship Game  
  Reply #2 Posted at Fri Nov 19 16:25:04 2004
Last Modified at Fri Nov 19 16:25:23 2004 by jesster

Hrmmm...



I'll allow it!

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Re: The Censorship Game  
  Reply #3 Posted at Fri Nov 19 16:30:24 2004
You see, Mr. Jesster, this is precisely the sort of uncouth behavior that has caused me to swear an oath to protect the internet from Mr. Menendez and his ilk. Join me, and we will rid the internet of their foul stench!!!!


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Re: The Censorship Game  
  Reply #4 Posted at Fri Nov 19 21:16:40 2004
Last Modified at Fri Nov 19 21:17:23 2004 by The Bambito

To the JessieMan

Do you Allow it? Or do I allow you....................TO LIVE.... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. perhaps a bargan can be reached where you just erase the englishmans posts, and I reward you with a robot woman named Shebot made by optimus Prime his self!!!! (she is good for doing the cleaning and the killing)

Think about it Jessieman

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Re: The Censorship Game  
  Reply #5 Posted at Sat Nov 20 01:53:09 2004
cheesy What the Hell? cheesy


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Re: The Censorship Game  
  Reply #6 Posted at Mon Nov 22 15:55:52 2004
Jesster, please move this thread to another accessible part of Utahimprov so that the games section isn't tainted by this internet war. I'm pretty sure that a lot of people would agree with that. I could never stand my precious games section to be turned into a warzone, so please move this to something like General Improvisation.

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Re: The Censorship Game  
  Reply #7 Posted at Tue Nov 23 10:37:11 2004
It's a game. I know who these folks really are. It's all meant to be good fun. Just ignore it if you don't like it.

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Re: The Censorship Game  
  Reply #8 Posted at Tue Nov 23 12:37:30 2004
Last Modified at Tue Nov 23 12:40:21 2004 by Juan, the little brother of Carlos

Batterballs,
Joo had better beware to talk such nonsense about our game! Jhorjay is already developing a plan to eradicate joor left leg with a spoon and a acid-proof cup filled with acid... by flicking acid at joor leg, joo will be screaming like a little wussy boy!
BAMBITO!
As for joo Englishwoman, I don't even want joo to exist a second more! I will personally handle joo with my gigantic calf muscles crushing joor english rhetoric!!!
sincerely,
Juan
"My Calves Are Death Weapons Made Of Death Stuff"
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Re: The Censorship Game  
  Reply #9 Posted at Tue Nov 23 12:38:50 2004
Last Modified at Tue Nov 23 12:40:39 2004 by Juan, the little brother of Carlos

Oh Jes,
And Yesster, because of joor kindness, joor life will be spared another week.
Juan and Jhorjay
"Our Arms And Calves Of Forgiving Awesomeness"
Menendez


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Re: The Censorship Game  
  Reply #10 Posted at Tue Nov 23 13:03:40 2004
es, this is a game - But a game wherein the fate of the entire internet - If not the world - hangs in the balance. I call upon all those in the community of UTAHIMPROV.COM who posses a modicum of good taste and civility to join me in my war against the Bambitos (which, as I have pointed out many times in the past, is not a word).

Juan, you are as foolish and inept as your pathetic brother. One can only hope your skills for writing poetry exceed his. Keep in mind, I have my own giant - For you see, the colossal former drummer of U2 is now in my employ!!!! Ahahahaha!!!! Also, I have the able assistance of my undead cousin, the great Patric Doonan, a man who's shoes you are unfit to shine. We will be victorious.

Mr. Luke Again, I can't help but notice that you seem extremely fond of the expression "what the hell?" Again, I can only ask that you phrase your inquiries in a more clear and concise manner.
Mr. Menendez, I look forward to cutting you open like a bag of wet groceries and dnacing on your sticky bones.


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Re: Re: The Censorship Game  
  Reply #11 Posted at Tue Nov 23 15:49:27 2004

On Tue Nov 23 13:03:40 2004, The Englishman wrote: (read quoted post)
Mr. Menendez, I look forward to cutting you open like a bag of wet groceries and dnacing on your sticky bones.


Dnacing?

 
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Re: The Censorship Game  
  Reply #12 Posted at Tue Nov 23 23:23:22 2004
Dnacing (pronounced "d-nass-ing"). A tradional Welsh folk dance. Very popular in the British Isles.


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Re: The Censorship Game  
  Reply #13 Posted at Wed Nov 24 15:32:04 2004
Englishman
Do you know what else is Very popular in the British Isles. BEING LAME Ha ha ha ha, i cut you down like so much cuttable stuffs for downing.
Your referances to our last war are almost as confusing as your reson for living. do not mess with the one bean Juan or you will be messing with the whole Menendez Borito!!!!!

Jhojay( the beef in the borito) Menendez



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Re: The Censorship Game  
  Reply #14 Posted at Wed Nov 24 23:56:42 2004
Last Modified at Sun Nov 28 01:36:56 2004 by The Englishman

I congratulate you on finding one more variation on the "You are lame" insult. It will be a sad day for you indeed when you run out of variation, and are forced to muster all of your brain power to come up with a second insult.

The thought of "messing with the whole Menendez family" feels me with fear. After all, if you could harness your combined brain power, you could toast a muffin. Lightly. Somehow, I find the prospect of facing down fourteen illiterates crammed into the backseat of a used, rusted Chevrolet pickup to be less than terrifying.

Pardon me, but it seems clear to me that "Juan, the Little Brother of Carlos" constituted the first reference to the last war, and therefore it is typical of your level of intelligence to blame me for something your pet imbecile did.

Incidentally, to make another reference to "The last war", that loud boom you just heard was a bomb exploding your precious "Pimpland, USA" (by way of explanation, "Pimpland USA" was once my manor house, until Menendez turned it into a theme park of debauchery).


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Re: The Censorship Game  
  Reply #15 Posted at Sun Nov 28 01:33:55 2004
Mr. Menendez, I represent what will soon be Utah's newest improv sensation, the "Seriously Humorous Improv Troupe". We are the first troupe in Utah to specialize in Norwegian style long-form, an exciting new type of improv which with think will take the Wasatch Front by storm. Your game sounds like an awesome warm-up for us. Would you consider playign with us?

 
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Re: The Censorship Game  
  Reply #16 Posted at Sun Nov 28 03:38:44 2004
I want my mommy...


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Re: The Censorship Game  
  Reply #17 Posted at Mon Nov 29 12:06:06 2004
Last Modified at Mon Nov 29 12:08:27 2004 by Duff Man

Of course you do. We all want our mommies sooner or later. I wanted my mommy when I was 3-years-old. I was successfully potty-trained and everyone started screaming for joy. It scared me.

 
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Re: The Censorship Game  
  Reply #18 Posted at Mon Nov 29 12:24:58 2004
Joo English punks had better beware the wrath. Right now I am assembling a team of wrestlers unlike the world has never seen (at least the world outside of the homeland) - joo had better beware!!!
Crotch wants his mommy... what are joo, like 14 jears old? Shouldn't joo be out playing mortal kombat gameboy with joor middle school friends? And this Puff Man? Who is he? I can't even waste my time with insulting him as he instults himself already with just being alive!!!
As for joo, Englishman. Joo stink so much that when I even look at joor postings, I say, what the crap smells so much like crap and poo? And then I realize that it is joo!!!

Juan
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