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James Bond or Indiana Jones?  
  Started at Sat Apr 2 20:35:22 2005
I had a discussion at Ryloc's class today about James Bond and Indiana Jones. Which do you think is cooler, and why?... I expect some great input on this. Thank you for your time.


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Re: James Bond or Indiana Jones?  
  Reply #1 Posted at Tue Apr 5 15:56:37 2005
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PFT! Easily Jones, no real contest there.

Sure Bond has his merits, of course, but let's just say I don't like sex hungry womanizers... let's just say that.

A different woman every film?! Slut.


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Re: James Bond or Indiana Jones?  
  Reply #2 Posted at Tue Apr 5 17:10:08 2005
sweet...

The score is:
Jones - 1
Bond - 0


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Re: James Bond or Indiana Jones?  
  Reply #3 Posted at Wed Apr 6 15:56:29 2005
Yea, it's gotta be Indy, sure, Bond has his cool gizmos and Aston Martins, but Indy does stuff with a whip!


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Re: James Bond or Indiana Jones?  
  Reply #4 Posted at Wed Apr 6 17:40:38 2005
Score:

Jones-2
Bond-0


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Re: James Bond or Indiana Jones?  
  Reply #5 Posted at Wed Apr 6 19:17:31 2005
i think that i cannot answer this question adequately. there has only been one indy, and at least four bonds. hmm, well, i like the complete gizmo/sweet car bond commands,
but indy has naught but his wits, and a gun and a whip. and a box set.
indy is better than bond, but sean connery beats them both.

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Re: James Bond or Indiana Jones?  
  Reply #6 Posted at Wed Apr 6 20:03:12 2005
This is kind of difficult seeing as indiana's dad IS James Bond. So it's not a real fair question. But I will say Bond. He is way smoother with the ladies. Now if we were comparing Bond to Han then I would go with Han.

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Re: James Bond or Indiana Jones?  
  Reply #7 Posted at Wed Apr 6 21:41:54 2005
indiana for me please...

Bond = codename 007, spy, escapes evil masterminds traps, gadgets, gizmos, the car, suave, fits in social settings, makes the girls melt, keeps a clear head, mysterious, gets a girl undressed with signature lines such as “Bond, James Bond” and “shaken, not stirred”

Jones = named after the dog, archeologist, escapes booby-traps, short-round as a sidekick, rugged, stands out in social settings, makes the girls mad, has heart, smart, gets a girl undressed with the crack of a whip.




 
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Re: James Bond or Indiana Jones?  
  Reply #8 Posted at Wed Apr 6 21:48:09 2005
Yeah, the more I think about it, the more I'm liking Jones. I'm starting to make myself hate Bond. Jones is just more real, simple as that. And to me, I guess, that's what matters.


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Re: James Bond or Indiana Jones?  
  Reply #9 Posted at Thu Apr 7 15:11:23 2005
The fact of the matter is that spies are always cool and sexy. Archeologists...not so much. Anyone who can get a coy smile from a blonde nazi chick when they use carbon dating as an icebreaker earns major mojo points, no question.


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Re: James Bond or Indiana Jones?  
  Reply #10 Posted at Thu Apr 7 19:34:05 2005
sweet! Jones is winning by a landslide!

My input is this:

Jones doesn't need the cool, expensive gadgets that Bond needs. Jones can get out of anything using his trusty whip, his gun, and his wit. Plus, more girls go for the rugged looking man. And Jones qualifies as the rugged looking man. Anyways, if I was trying to get ladies and be very cool, I would be Jones.


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Re: Re: James Bond or Indiana Jones?  
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The fact of the matter is that spies are always cool and sexy. Archeologists...not so much. Anyone who can get a coy smile from a blonde nazi chick when they use carbon dating as an icebreaker earns major mojo points, no question.


We're not generalizing professions here, we're discussing two historical figures of our great nations history.

These are real men, dangit, and I can not allow you to sit there and type your heritical slander any longer! You must be stopped! You must be silenced! I cannot be... yeah... I'm done... wink

BUT, let's make it clear that the issue here is not, "Are spies cooler than Acheologists?" it's, "Is Bond cooler than Jones?"

And the answer is of course a resounding no.


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Re: James Bond or Indiana Jones?  
  Reply #12 Posted at Fri Apr 8 09:01:41 2005
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I think bond is cool! He has the great English touch. He gets more Sex than Jones, drives faster cars. Jones goes to jungle/ desert locations. Bond get's to go all over the world. In every bond movie thier is a new girl he can have sex With. Thier have only been 3 Jones movies (not counting the young Indiana) Thier are so many Bond movies. Bond always stays young because they recast him with a super sexy dude. He always stays Sexy! A new Indiana movie is comming and it's going to be the same old old Harrison Ford. Plus Indiana Jones is scared of snakes. Fucking Snakes people!........... I like Indiana better too.

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Re: James Bond or Indiana Jones?  
  Reply #13 Posted at Fri Apr 8 15:36:16 2005
Watch me conform....

Jones for me please.

The snakes thing is AWESOME!! It makes him so much more real and fun. Jones dosent always keep his cool. He dosent always have a quick solution. Somtimes he becomes reckless. He is more like a real person.


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Re: James Bond or Indiana Jones?  
  Reply #14 Posted at Fri Apr 8 22:31:58 2005
YOU ARE ONLY PARTIALLY CORRECT ABOUT THE SNAKES!!!!!
by the time the third jones movie, indy has completely gotten over his fear of the snakes. i know i don't sound like i can support this when i can't remember exactly why i know this, but i promise that he is not afraid of snakes by the end of his recorded story.
but yes, he has a fear, but he dealt with it, so he is better than bond because he acknowledges weaknesses and corrects them.

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Re: James Bond or Indiana Jones?  
  Reply #15 Posted at Sun Apr 10 14:12:22 2005
Bond is like a mint. Jones is like a steak.

I'd much rather have steak.


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Re: James Bond or Indiana Jones?  
  Reply #16 Posted at Mon Apr 11 08:28:12 2005
I can't decide on this one.

On the one hand, you've got Bond. Two or three new chicks every movie, billions of gizmos, piquant wit, and it always comes down to him shooting somebody in the end.

On the other hand, Dr. Jones. Only one new chick every movie, a gun and a whip, and it always comes to him using his wit instead of a gun at the end.

Hmmmmm...... tough one.

 
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Re: James Bond or Indiana Jones?  
  Reply #17 Posted at Mon Apr 11 15:19:41 2005
GRRR!!

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Re: James Bond or Indiana Jones?  
  Reply #18 Posted at Mon Apr 11 18:04:08 2005
Too many chicks call for too many STD's. Bond prolly has 'em all. Jones does the do at most once a movie...he prolly has no std's whatsoever.


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Re: James Bond or Indiana Jones?  
  Reply #19 Posted at Mon Apr 11 18:12:34 2005
i don't know... he slept with a nazi.. Lots' of nazi's were carrying STD's and female nazis would be the ones most likely to have them.. because all the male nazis would want to gang bang the female nazis.

 
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Re: James Bond or Indiana Jones?  
  Reply #21 Posted at Wed Apr 13 02:16:43 2005
yeah... ew. i didn't even know std's were part of the movies. besides, if i wanted to watch a show about std's, i'd watch rent.


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Re: James Bond or Indiana Jones?  
  Reply #22 Posted at Wed Apr 13 21:59:42 2005
I love this!

So, uh, to compelety change the subject and keep it that way... what's the score at Kramer?


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On Thu Apr 7 22:08:24 2005, C.E.O. Allred wrote: (read quoted post)

We're not generalizing professions here, we're discussing two historical figures of our great nations history.

These are real men, dangit, and I can not allow you to sit there and type your heritical slander any longer! You must be stopped! You must be silenced! I cannot be... yeah... I'm done... wink

BUT, let's make it clear that the issue here is not, "Are spies cooler than Acheologists?" it's, "Is Bond cooler than Jones?"

And the answer is of course a resounding no.



Hey, retard...are we to assume that the jobs these two perform have nothing to do with thier coolness? What is it based on then....their integrity? Their devotion to country? The toothpaste they prefer? Come on! It's a factor.
I was making the point that Indiana has more cool points because he made his typically unsexy job appeal to hot girls, whereas Bond uses his already sexy job to get the girls. Anyone with the normal number of chromosomes could easily see that.
I think the real discussion should be what brand of helmet we all pitch in for so that our little friend Allred here can safely go iceskating. I vote for Schwinn.



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grin jen you are so lovely..

 
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