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101 Improv Games for Children and Adults by Bob Bedore
101 Improv Games for Children and Adults by Utah Improviser and Quick Wits owner Bob Bedore



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  Started at Mon Oct 30 12:33:48 2006
My new wife had this paper at her apartment where they would right down strange things that people said... it was great to check it out from time to time. We now have one up at the Bedore Household and i thought it would be fun to have on here as well...

This is where you just write a quote... it doesn't matter if it was in a great scene or not, just that the quote made you stop for a moment and laugh.

I'll resist the temptation to write out the many things I've heard over of the years and just start it with the ones that come from last weekend on.

With that being said... here is my first entry to the "Quote Wall"...

"You've just lost butt touching privileges!" - Joel Hilton

Now let's add some more...

Bob

 
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  Reply #1 Posted at Mon Oct 30 21:29:18 2006
"I'm sick of chalupas, man!"-Steve Uribe


Life is one big Merry-Go-Round, when your young it's great, when your middle-aged, it's boring, when your old, you get sick...
 
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  Reply #2 Posted at Mon Oct 30 22:15:37 2006
Last Modified at Mon Oct 30 22:16:06 2006 by Duff Man

"Yeah, that'll work, because I have a lot of self-loathing."
-Jesse Parent

 
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  Reply #3 Posted at Wed Nov 1 16:23:38 2006
Wish I remembered saying that wink

"I'm staying out of THIS rape scene." - Russ Peacock

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  Reply #4 Posted at Fri Nov 3 15:38:06 2006
"have you gained weight? Because I hate you."


"it's my defense mechanisim"
 
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  Reply #5 Posted at Mon Nov 6 17:38:29 2006
ooooh you got burned by a Korean. Joey D as Kim Jong Ill

-Jake


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  Reply #6 Posted at Sun Nov 12 03:44:23 2006
From my COLD DEAD HANDS!!"
-Charlton Heston


You gotta get inside.... a man's head...
 
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  Reply #7 Posted at Tue Nov 14 15:06:29 2006
"Wow, this reminds me of the time I got an enema."

-Used many times throughout improv

 
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  Reply #8 Posted at Tue Nov 14 15:18:37 2006
"And as you can see I've already prepared a foundation over here..."

Jon Hamilton in a house construction skit after getting Andrew to dig the hole for a foundation, making it now like a cooking show... very funny!

 
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  Reply #9 Posted at Wed Nov 15 22:42:08 2006
"You've got to separate the coloreds from the whites!"

-Eric Holmes during a game of "The Talk"


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  Reply #10 Posted at Mon Nov 20 11:28:26 2006
them siames...you know? (sorry for spelling)
-Eric Smith



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  Reply #11 Posted at Thu Nov 23 13:03:51 2006
"Wait a minute!! That's my ass you're wearing!!"

-Brandon Robbins, a.k.a., Me

 
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  Reply #12 Posted at Sat Nov 25 01:15:36 2006
AT WORK
"teri - Calvin its raining!"

"Calvin (dumbass)-outside?'

HIGH SCHOOL


Angela "what time is it?"

Kam "eight"

Angela "O'clock"


So its a few quotes (dialouge) but I will never forget them.

Calvin




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  Reply #13 Posted at Fri Dec 8 12:00:33 2006
"I knew I was going to have to be on my toes... like a midget at a urinal."

Russ McBride's inner monologue during "Film Noir"

Classic! I tried not to break but it caught me so off guard. Lines like that make me love improv more and more!

 
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  Reply #14 Posted at Mon Dec 18 11:17:50 2006
My new favorite line ever!!!

"Just remember it's all about the scene work... just pretend the Mousetraps aren't there"...

Andrew to Calvin when he was about to play his first Mousetrap game...

I could swear that somewhere Joe Rogan did a spit take right then and there.

 
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  Reply #15 Posted at Wed Feb 14 12:46:23 2007
Not a lot of action on this topic so I thought I'd throw another quote on it to keep things going...

Danny Ellis had a fistful of my shirt during a freeze tag game. We were then given the situation "A Birthday Surprise" to act out of... I reponded...

"Are you kidding me, for our birthday we're going to be seperated?! This is so great, I thought we'd be Siamese Twins forever... especially since you're holding my heart in your hand... and that I'm a year older than you. Wow, that was a strange first year"

Okay, so it was my line but I still can't get the strange image of a sianese twin born a year before his brother out of my mind.

Let's keep the quotes going... I think it really keeps some the fun scenes alive long after the show is over.

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  Reply #16 Posted at Thu Feb 15 23:41:33 2007
Now I don't know if ya'll know this, but I am a hurricane Katrina survivor - Josh Nufrio


I laugh everytime


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  Reply #17 Posted at Mon Mar 5 16:10:34 2007
Jon Hamilton during a game of "Pick-Up Lines" with the catagory, Tap Dancing...

"These shoes aren't the only thing I want to tap."

Hilarious!

 
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  Reply #18 Posted at Tue Mar 6 09:21:14 2007
Derick Hendricks at an off the wall show,"i think they are going to hurt us, literally and physically!"

thats is funny!


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  Reply #19 Posted at Tue Mar 6 12:23:53 2007
Toysoup show @ Mo's Bar and Grill

"Did you just Roofie yourself?"
Andrew Jensen.

Troy Toys.


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  Reply #20 Posted at Thu Mar 8 00:36:37 2007
Jon Hamilton in Shakespeare right before Russ does the thing where he comes out with no shirt on.....

"You will be shocked,
You will be awed,
And you will be shocked again"

Its great when you know its coming!!!


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  Reply #21 Posted at Mon Mar 12 15:12:16 2007
Jonny No No was on fire at Quick Wits Saturday with many great lines, but my favorite one was...

Jon is a doctor and when a patient comes in he looks at their leg and then mimes a shotgun, pointing it...

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to put you down... Oh wait, you've got insurance. I won't be needing this afterall."

And then he put away his shotgun.

I loved it...

 
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  Reply #22 Posted at Mon Mar 19 13:46:05 2007
"I support you..." -Aaron Loftus

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  Reply #23 Posted at Mon Mar 19 19:33:41 2007
In a game of hecklers when cameron was playing a dumb hick being sent off to war and the only letter he knew how to write was "A".

Derek Myler cleverly said "Oh great his mom is gonna get a long letter back from war saying: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" We laughed our butts off (literally)

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  Reply #24 Posted at Tue Mar 20 14:54:36 2007
"It's on... it's on like Donkey Kong"

Bob during a game of Dead People.

Tust me. Hilarious.

 
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