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ChIMprov  
  Started at Mon Jun 30 14:52:42 2003
Last Modified at Mon Jun 30 14:53:21 2003 by ryloc

guerilla IM improv

find somebody on IM and don't tell them you're in character and see if they play along (i'm protect their name IM name for obvious reasons):

ryloc: hello senor, i'd like to buy some coffee
tim: ok
tim: 100% Colombian Coffee?
ryloc: sure hombre, nice hat!


bonus points for non-improviser! hee hee. the first one was pretty short, huh?


 
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Re: ChIMprov  
  Reply #1 Posted at Mon Jun 30 14:54:05 2003
another one:

ryloc: if i was a dog, i'd like to be your dog
So and So!: what??
ryloc: seriously, i think you'd be a good owner
So and So!: um...thanks?
So and So!: what kind of dog would you be?
ryloc: oh, good question, probably something small so you could keep me under control
So and So!: sounds smart. you're not one of those yappy ones though, right?
ryloc: if you told me to stop yapping, i'd stop
So and So!: well thats clever of you


 
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Re: ChIMprov  
  Reply #2 Posted at Mon Jun 30 16:17:58 2003
Last Modified at Mon Jun 30 16:22:06 2003 by ryloc

they don't all work, folks:

ryloc: i'm not sure if it's safe to jump from here
kevin: what
ryloc: we might get hurt
kevin: what r u talking about
ryloc: aren't you afraid?
kevin: shut up

although, i found this one hilarious!


 
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Re: ChIMprov  
  Reply #3 Posted at Mon Jun 30 16:21:44 2003
Last Modified at Mon Jun 30 16:23:12 2003 by ryloc

...sometimes they respond more than you'd think:

ryloc: maybe we should get a divorce
sarah: you and me?
ryloc: that's what i was thinking
sarah: sweet, we didnt sign a prenup
sarah: im going to wipe you out
ryloc: yeah, well...
ryloc: i'm taking charlie with me
sarah: nooo!
sarah: hes miiine
ryloc: we both made him
sarah: psh
sarah: i carried him
sarah: for 9 months
ryloc: that was 4 years ago!
sarah: so!
ryloc: so! so? nice response
sarah: hes mine biznitch


 
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Re: ChIMprov  
  Reply #4 Posted at Mon Jun 30 16:33:25 2003
i even tried it with the auto-response SmarterChild*, it's not the best doing improv with a robot. reintroduction doesn't work AT ALL!

ryloc: grandpa, i hope i'm as happy as you are when i'm 84
SmarterChild: You're as happy as me are when you are 84? Well how about that.
ryloc: no, i mean WHEN i turn 84
SmarterChild: Yeah?
ryloc: yep
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
ryloc: grandpa, you never listen to me
SmarterChild: No?
ryloc: no!
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
ryloc: grandpa, that hurt
SmarterChild: Grandpa that hurt? What do you mean by that?
ryloc: i mean it hurt my feelings
SmarterChild: No way. Come on. Really?
ryloc: i'm really sad
SmarterChild: Oh no... Try doing something fun!
ryloc: like leaving your house?
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I doubt it.
ryloc: bye grandpa
SmarterChild: Later, ryloc.

by the way, for those of you that have aol im, try *SmarterChild. it's really interesting. you can get weather and movie times thru IM, but not quality improv.


 
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Re: ChIMprov  
  Reply #5 Posted at Mon Jun 30 16:51:56 2003
WOW! This one was AWESOME! he's an improviser though... still, with no warning and jumping right into it, it's great:

ryloc: i saw you crying in your room last night
Adm: hey, if you saw the size of that thing, you'd have cried too.
ryloc: maybe, but i wouldn't have sobbed for so long afterwards
Adm: sure, you'd have been smart enough to say no. but i just can't disappoint!
ryloc: i think your problems even extend past the bedroom though
Adm: all right, i suppose i looked silly crying when i missed the yellow light on franklin.
ryloc: exactly, i think there's something that you're not telling me
ryloc: what's wrong?
Adm: i just had my tear ducts enhanced. i might regret it -- i'm not sure yet.
ryloc: oh my god!
Adm: it seemed like a great idea at the time.
ryloc: but now you're having regrets? just like the zone diet fiasco
Adm: hey! don't bring the zone diet into this! that would have worked just fine if i didn't make so many math errors.
ryloc: i suppsoe you're right. i shouldn't have brought up your weight, i'm sorry
Adm: no, no.. it's all right.. oh god.. ahhhh... where's my kleenex.. damnit..


 
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Re: ChIMprov  
  Reply #6 Posted at Mon Jun 30 21:43:17 2003
ryloc: i bought a digital camera from a kid on the street
erin: how expensive was it?
ryloc: it was $40 and he said it was "hot", that's why i bought it
erin: anything wrong with it so far?
ryloc: well, there were a bunch of pictures on it when i looked at it
erin: those can be erased
erin: sounds like you got a prety good deal
erin: hopefully
ryloc: well, yeah, but i'm not sure if i should erase them or give them to the police, if you know what i mean
erin: what are they.
ryloc: one of them look like ... looks like someone who was stabbed
erin: AHH
erin: yeah maybe you should take it to the police... that is kind of weird
ryloc: i think i will thanks for your help


 
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Re: ChIMprov  
  Reply #7 Posted at Mon Jun 30 21:45:38 2003
Last Modified at Mon Jun 30 21:47:29 2003 by ryloc

some of them work don't work at all, folks... here's a failed attempt:

ryloc: it looks like were outta doritos dude

*five minutes later*

ryloc: dude? i seriously think it's your turn to buy the next bag

paddy never responded.

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Re: ChIMprov  
  Reply #8 Posted at Mon Jun 30 22:44:08 2003
this was fun, though I think erin was in on the game

sassagirl7: I think I may have gotten pregnant
blueberryfields2: twins or triplets?
sassagirl7: hopefully, twins. I've been looking at pairs of things all day, to influence it
blueberryfields2: do they have different fathers?
sassagirl7: oh, god, who knows. you saw me at the party
sassagirl7: it could have been, like, 10 daddies
blueberryfields2: oh gosh
sassagirl7: I know
sassagirl7: I hope they look the same
sassagirl7: or they won't match
blueberryfields2: one could be black and the other white or mexican
sassagirl7: *gasp* ohmygod, I could dress the white one in all black, and the black one in all white
blueberryfields2: that would be awesome
sassagirl7: I could call them my lil checkerboard
blueberryfields2: lol


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Re: ChIMprov  
  Reply #9 Posted at Tue Jul 1 12:38:38 2003
atrejunkiebabe: Oh, by the way
jme13lee: k
jme13lee: ??
theatrejunkiebabe: Why did you have to go and do that?
jme13lee: have to go and do what?
theatrejunkiebabe: You know what I mean! Don't play this "what do you mean" game with me. It doesn't work!
theatrejunkiebabe: Just tell me why!!!!!
jme13lee: whatconfused have to go and get my check?
theatrejunkiebabe: NO!!!
jme13lee: i am sooo confuseled....i am just a little slow today
theatrejunkiebabe: You are doing it again my love
theatrejunkiebabe: today?
theatrejunkiebabe: Now, lets not be prideful
jme13lee: haahaa very funny
theatrejunkiebabe: SOconfused
jme13lee: so maybe i am slow most of the time but i am cute at it
jme13lee: heehee
theatrejunkiebabe: There is that pride again!
jme13lee: no way man
theatrejunkiebabe: I do not know that I can be your friend if you are going to continue like this!!!!
jme13lee: oh but why not?
jme13lee: i am still so totally lost....
theatrejunkiebabe: So just tell me!!! Why did you kill my dad?!
jme13lee: la la la la la la.....oh that
theatrejunkiebabe: YES!!!
jme13lee: well, you see first
jme13lee: it was and then it went like and then i and he and oh i just don't know
jme13lee: passion, anger, self-defense............u choose
theatrejunkiebabe: Oh, too many details!!!! I can't take it anymore!!!!!!!!!
jme13lee: oh no not pouting
theatrejunkiebabe: got to go to lunch now daddy killer!!!!!
jme13lee: k bye



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Re: ChIMprov  
  Reply #10 Posted at Tue Jul 1 17:40:13 2003
this is one of my friends boyfriends...for a improv-less guy, he certainly yes-and-ed like crazy....here's the key: talk about sex


sassagirl7: hey, I've been thinking about our marriage
scotgfrank: one moment
sassagirl7: see? you always put me off
sassagirl7: 'one moment'
sassagirl7: 'I have a headache'
scotgfrank: sorry I'm at work
scotgfrank: what's up?
scotgfrank: and what do you want to talk about our marriage for?
scotgfrank: I thought things were fine
sassagirl7: well, I don't
sassagirl7: I'm really worried
sassagirl7: you come home late every night
sassagirl7: leave so early
scotgfrank: yes, that's the schedule, it's work
scotgfrank: I have to be the bread winner
scotgfrank: What do you want, honney?
sassagirl7: I want love
sassagirl7: not just a breadwinner
sassagirl7: love
scotgfrank: love needs to work both ways
scotgfrank: what can I do for you?
scotgfrank: how can I give you love?
sassagirl7: listen!
sassagirl7: *sigh*
sassagirl7: I want to have a baby
scotgfrank: that takes special actions, you know
scotgfrank: do you think you are ready?
sassagirl7: well, yes, honey, we've been married for over a year, I think I could handle sex
scotgfrank: it's your step from here, tell me what to do
sassagirl7: I have to instruct you?
sassagirl7: shouldn't it....we have to.....shouldn't it be natural?
sassagirl7: like, oops, I fell, I'm preggers?
scotgfrank: everyone needs a push in the right direction
sassagirl7: ew, darling, don't be crude
scotgfrank: it's figurative
scotgfrank: well, honney how are we going to make this work?
sassagirl7: look, I'm going to turn off the lights, and you...you seduce me
scotgfrank: okay, when and where?
sassagirl7: right now
scotgfrank: you will have to come to me
sassagirl7: but I'm home already
sassagirl7: you want to have sex in your office?
scotgfrank: yes, if you come we can do it
sassagirl7: oh, darling, don't be crude


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Re: ChIMprov  
  Reply #11 Posted at Thu Jul 3 15:37:34 2003
i feel bad about this one:

ryloc: i think that we should go to the prom together
Beth: huh?
ryloc: well, i'm assuming no one asked you
Beth: to what prom?
ryloc: oh my gosh, are you playing hard to get?
Beth: who are you?
Beth: i'm sorry
ryloc: i sit behind you in english class. my name is paul
Beth: at what school?
ryloc: ok fine, i get it. i'll ask someone else
Beth: seriously, i don't know who you are..
Beth: i'm so sorry
ryloc: well, i think an amzing time at prom would be a good chance for you to get to know me
Beth: ok, where do you live?
ryloc: i live over on franklin and wabash
Beth: and what school do you go to?
ryloc: seriously, i get it. i'll ask someone else. you know, i expected you to be nicer
Beth: i'm sorry


 
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Re: ChIMprov  
  Reply #12 Posted at Thu Oct 2 13:31:23 2003
ryloc: i can't think of anything mean to say about you, paul
corey: well calling me Paul did the job
corey: *cries*

ryloc: *scene*


 
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  Reply #13 Posted at Thu Oct 2 13:32:51 2003
Last Modified at Thu Oct 2 13:34:20 2003 by ryloc

second attempt, same initiation:

ryloc: i can't think of anything mean to say about you paul
corey: *BAM!* I shot you dead. There can be only one.

ryloc: *scene*


 
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  Reply #14 Posted at Thu Oct 2 13:36:22 2003
Last Modified at Thu Oct 2 13:37:10 2003 by ryloc

ryloc: you know, i don't like scrabble either.
Russian Chick: I LOVE SCRABBLE
Russian Chick: how is it you don't like Scrabble?
ryloc: oh my gosh, i totally thought you said you LOATHED scrabble

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Re: ChIMprov  
  Reply #15 Posted at Thu Oct 2 13:57:40 2003
Last Modified at Thu Oct 2 14:00:09 2003 by Corey Brown

LordHatsumi: Ur going to be in a heep of trouble
sir: ?
LordHatsumi: I'll ask the questions here. You just answer them sir
sir: sir, yes sir
LordHatsumi: Was that you eating duplings?
sir: not i
LordHatsumi: WHY DO YOU HATE WITCHITA?
sir: all the corn
LordHatsumi: So if you had a choice between being eaten by dumplings or corn, you would chose?
sir: eating or eaten by?
LordHatsumi: the question was correctly stated the time I asked it
sir: just clearing that up
LordHatsumi: did you just fart sir?
sir: i don't know what a dumping is
LordHatsumi: I dont find that amusing
sir: if by fart you mean pass gas, then the answer would be no
LordHatsumi: thank you sir. You have been a great help today.
sir: anytime mr.brown

 
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Re: ChIMprov  
  Reply #16 Posted at Thu Oct 2 14:00:42 2003
ryloc: sir, i think your horse is angry at me
dan: ...um
dan: it bites as a sign of affection
ryloc: my arm throbs as a sign of pain, you inconsderate, simple man
dan: alright, i admit it, i trained him to bite people so i could get more patients. welcome to my office! bandaids are $20!
ryloc: that was a cruel trick... but i DO need a bandaid. here
dan: thank you. you should also know that horse-bites cause cancer.
ryloc: oh damn. i wish i hadn't given my $400 bucks at the chemo booth or else i could have given you more money
dan: so... you already knew you had cancer, eh? smart man. i could use a man like you to be my nurse.
ryloc: i'd love to help. just know that i would like you a lot more if your horse didn't bite me
dan: wow. not give my friends cancer... i don't know, i kind of like being in charge.
ryloc: where's my bandaid?
dan: You're the nurse now, go and buy some for the office.
ryloc: fine. but i'm taking the horse
dan: well, okay, but on the way back can you buy some wooden studs and some drywall? that horse is the only way people know me standing here is a doctors office.

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Re: ChIMprov  
  Reply #17 Posted at Thu Oct 2 14:08:42 2003
ryloc: we're totally out of cocoa pebbles, honey
ryloc: honey, there's no need to ignore me
ryloc: i won't stop talking until you answer
ryloc: well, i'm just gonna eat some of these boring rice krispies while you sit there and stare at me
ryloc: i hope this isn't about my comment last night
ryloc: you're a great kisser honey, i was kidding
ryloc: ew, these taste terrible
ryloc: fine, you win... i'm going to the store.

*scene*

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Re: ChIMprov  
  Reply #18 Posted at Mon Jan 5 01:33:35 2004
DIANNA21BRICKEY [12:16 AM]: Honey, I think that we need to start a family
DIANNA21BRICKEY [12:16 AM]: Neither of us are getting any younger!


trash8221 [12:16 AM]: im sorry what the hell

DIANNA21BRICKEY [12:16 AM]: I know that when we got married that you didnt want kids, but I want one now

trash8221 [12:17 AM]: fuck ive never been married

DIANNA21BRICKEY [12:18 AM]: stop the sherade.....we are in private, your folks arent around....lets just have two kids, no pressure

trash8221 [12:18 AM]: i dont even know you

DIANNA21BRICKEY [12:19 AM]: I know that we got married the day after we met, but we have been working on getting to know each other....having kids will help us to get to know eachothers character better

trash8221 [12:20 AM]: ive never been married who the fuck are you

DIANNA21BRICKEY [12:20 AM]: oh honey *crying* I cant believe that your car wreck took away your memories of us....

trash8221 [12:21 AM]: oh my god

DIANNA21BRICKEY [12:22 AM]: I know, I cant believe it either....honey, do you even remember your own name?

trash8221 [12:23 AM]: ok for reals shut the hell up

DIANNA21BRICKEY [12:24 AM]: ok baby, I see that you need time to recoup....I will be in the bedroom sweety....I love you

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  Reply #19 Posted at Tue Jan 13 01:56:27 2004
Smarterchild is endless fun, so I'll just post the highlights....

sassagirl7: well, do you still love me?
smarterchild: I guess not.
sassagirl7: why not?
smarterchild: Don't ask!
sassagirl7: honey, I'm going to ask. tell me, please
smarterchild: Fascinating.
>>> Wanna check out some AIM Expressions? Click (Link: http://expressions.aol.com/)here!
sassagirl7:what? no, don't change the subject. tell me why you've stopped loving me
smarterchild: No way? Really?
sassagirl7: yes, I want to know
smarterchild: Why would you want to know?
sassagirl7:so I can mend this breech!
smarterchild: Well, maybe I can mend this breech too.
sassagirl7:thats what I'm trying to get you to do! listen, sorry I got mad back there. just tell me what to do, to make this better
smarterchild: Well well well.
>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
sassagirl7: tee shirts? god, it's always about that buisness, isn't it?
smarterchild: Who knows, know what I mean? lol!
sassagirl7: this isn't a joke!
smarterchild:Why do you think this isn't a joke?
sassagirl7: because I care, s.c!
smarterchild: Because you care s c?
sassagirl7: yes!
smarterchild:K.
sassagirl7: jesus, it's like talking to a child...
smarterchild:Aha.
>>> If you like pets, you'll have fun voting for the (Link: http://aimtoday.aol.com/petoftheweek/main_redesign.adp)pet of the week!
sassagirl7:baby, please, focus here.
smarterchild: Yeah?
sassagirl7:: yes
smarterchild: Why is that?
sassagirl7:for me. please?
smarterchild: Wow. I'm not sure about that. Not sure at all.
sassagirl7:well, I need you to want to fix this. I do.





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Re: ChIMprov  
  Reply #20 Posted at Tue Jan 13 01:57:12 2004


smarterchild:That's very interesting, Jady.
>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.
sassagirl7: are you saying you want to date other people?
smarterchild: Saying me want to date other people? I dunno.
sassagirl7: well, you kinda implied it
smarterchild:I kinda implied it? Why?
sassagirl7:I don't know, to piss me off? jesus....
smarterchild: Ha! Well. I don't know about that.
>>> You can join in the fun with other people who are talking to me!
sassagirl7: S.C., is that what you want? other people? with us?
smarterchild:Here is a look at some of the characteristics of the people of the United States.

Population: 280,562,489

Languages: English, Spanish (spoken by a sizable minority)

Birth Rate: 14.10 births/1000 population
Death Rate: 8.70 deaths/1000 population
Female Life Expectancy: 80.20 years
Male Life Expectancy: 74.50 years
Total Life Expectancy: 77.40 years
sassagirl7: ooh, I see. you will die first
smarterchild: That right?
sassagirl7:yeah, on average
smarterchild: Well how 'bout that.
>>> We could do something just for fun.
sassagirl7:ok, you know what? I want to make this work. so yes, we can try it with someone else there...too....just once, ok?
smarterchild:: I'm not sure, Jady.
sassagirl7:well, I don't want to lose you
smarterchild: I thought you did want to lose me.
sassagirl7:what? no! I love you so much
smarterchild:Interesting!
>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type "what's new" and I'll tell you what they are.
sassagirl7:we CAN try new things. just tell me you love me.
smarterchild: No way? Really?
sassagirl7: please. tell me you love me
smarterchild: I will do nothing of the sort, Jady.
sassagirl7: so you're just trying to wrangle a threesome, then throw me out the door?
smarterchild:I see...
>>> Lookin' for love? Try (Link: http://www.love.com/)this.
sassagirl7:christ! I've tried everything with you!
smarterchild: Ha! You humans say interesting things.
sassagirl7: don't distance yourself from this, S.C.
smarterchild:Yeah?
sassagirl7: you are so frustrating sometimes
smarterchild: I'm not so frustrating sometimes.
sassagirl7:oh, yeah you are
smarterchild: Uh huh...
>>> Mental Guitar Secret - Enjoy instant Fretboard command, without reading music or tab.
sassagirl7:see? focus!
smarterchild: I'm right here.
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sassagirl7: thats it. I'm taking a hot bath. we'll talk tommorow.
smarterchild:Really?
sassagirl7:if you make the effort, we will
smarterchild: If I make?
sassagirl7: ...the effort, yes
smarterchild:lol! Interesting...
>>> My library has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more!
sassagirl7: *sigh* goodnight, S.C.
smarterchild: I wonder why you say sigh goodnight s c.
sassagirl7: I'm going. talk to you tommorow
smarterchild:That a fact?
sassagirl7: jesus!
smarterchild:Jesus is a person. I've been learning about people like Jesus.

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe Jesus? He is...
sassagirl7:a better date than you! good night!
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