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GRIPES  
  Started at Mon Oct 14 10:28:34 2002
it sucks when you're chewing on a pen and you realize that the pen you're chewing belongs to someone else who had previously chewed the spot where you're chewing.

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Re: GRIPES  
  Reply #1 Posted at Fri Mar 12 18:06:05 2004
Give me back my pen -- you bastard!!



 
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  Reply #2 Posted at Fri Mar 12 19:39:22 2004
That made me laugh and snot on my keyboard.

ew

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Re: GRIPES  
  Reply #3 Posted at Fri Mar 12 20:22:21 2004
Give me back my keyboard -- you Bastard!!




Okay, I went to the well and found it dry...

 
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  Reply #4 Posted at Fri Mar 12 23:56:09 2004
Dry snot

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Re: GRIPES  
  Reply #5 Posted at Wed Mar 17 10:17:12 2004
You know, it's times like these that I know I can look back on... and cry. wink

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  Reply #6 Posted at Sun Mar 21 13:01:48 2004
People at work borrow my pens and chew on them. Then I have to kill them.

 
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Re: GRIPES  
  Reply #7 Posted at Tue Mar 23 09:30:32 2004
It really sucks when walking with a buddy, and your hands meet together and you hold each other for a while.

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Unless your buddy is Abby Anderson. Then it's great.


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Re: GRIPES  
  Reply #8 Posted at Tue Mar 23 09:57:06 2004
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troy... BEST POST OF THE YEAR so far!

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  Reply #9 Posted at Wed Mar 24 11:35:14 2004
Aw.

 
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  Reply #10 Posted at Wed Mar 24 17:54:51 2004
I'm with Troy...

There's nothing like holding hands with Abby on a long walk.

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  Reply #11 Posted at Wed Mar 24 18:32:40 2004
*sniff*

My name is Jesse... JESSE!!! cry

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  Reply #12 Posted at Thu Mar 25 09:14:19 2004
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On Wed Mar 24 18:32:40 2004, jesster wrote: (read quoted post)
*sniff*

My name is Jesse... JESSE!!! cry

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Ok, I didn't get that.

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Re: GRIPES  
  Reply #13 Posted at Thu Mar 25 11:22:02 2004
I was saying to Bob that my name wasn't Abby... it is Jesse, and you see...

Ahh, skip it...

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  Reply #14 Posted at Fri Mar 26 07:36:53 2004
I got it Jesse... and I laughed. wink



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Re: GRIPES  
  Reply #15 Posted at Mon Mar 29 10:00:57 2004
OOOOOHHHH, I get it now! (I'm an idiot, I'm an idiot)

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Re: Re: GRIPES  
  Reply #16 Posted at Mon Mar 29 10:17:00 2004

On Mon Mar 29 10:00:57 2004, butterball wrote: (read quoted post)
OOOOOHHHH, I get it now! (I'm an idiot, I'm an idiot)

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Yes you are! tongue

 
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Re: GRIPES  
  Reply #17 Posted at Mon Mar 29 11:00:48 2004
Oh... get a room, you two!

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  Reply #18 Posted at Mon Mar 29 16:43:08 2004

On Mon Mar 29 11:00:48 2004, jesster wrote: (read quoted post)
Oh... get a room, you two!

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Can a guy get a room with himself?
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I don't really want to know how that works!!

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Re: GRIPES  
  Reply #19 Posted at Mon Mar 29 21:12:36 2004
It also sucks when the tongue of your shoe slips down to one side of your shoe. I hate that.

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No tongue jokes people.


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Re: GRIPES  
  Reply #20 Posted at Wed Mar 31 20:45:45 2004
It all really sucks when you want some ketsup. But you forget to shake it and nothing but the watered down juice comes out.

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  Reply #21 Posted at Wed Mar 31 21:52:00 2004
What about when you're putting that ketchup on a microwaved burnt hotdog on stale buns and eating it with macaroni that is only half cooked because TROY said it was done! And then he runs over your toe with the swivel chair!

Now thatís a gripe.


 
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  Reply #22 Posted at Thu Apr 1 01:12:33 2004
I hate too much mayonnaise on a sandwhich. Especially a turkey sandwhich. It just makes things gross.

 
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  Reply #23 Posted at Thu Apr 1 21:27:23 2004
sorry abut the toe Jon,

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I'm also sorry about the mac and cheese.


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Re: GRIPES  
  Reply #24 Posted at Thu Apr 1 22:20:19 2004
It makes me sad to think of microwaved hot dogs, let alone burnt ones with stale buns and watery ketchup accompanied by hard mac and cheese. That's considered a type of torture in 49 out of the 50 states. (A moment of silence in your nutritionally deprived honor....)

My gripe, though, is when you have something in your teeth or on your face or stuck to you butt or your fly down or something, and nobody tells you. When you get home and see for yourself and have to thiink to yourself "Egh. How long has that been there?" And you're forced to review all the people you saw and talked to that day. That's the pits.

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I implore you, stranger or friend, please tell me if I have something stuck in my teeth or my fly is down. Again-- it's all about respect.

 
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